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Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹
Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

Travis said to kat
by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020
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21st century thinker

Meaning you all think in the century you were born in.

Yeah my teacher is retarded
My dumb ass art history teacher says "you're all 21st Century thinkers"
by Dynamic Samurai September 16, 2018
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Face Thinker

A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.
Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.
by Hypok November 6, 2016
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Poon Thinker

Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.
Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways
by Pooner69 June 12, 2021
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paid thinker

someone who do not think independent and/or think for others
person 1: I like (insert popular thing)
person 2: Ok paid thinker
by "b4" "miss" "c8" "hit" December 13, 2024
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Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald
I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.
by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025
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