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Pawan's Theorem

Pawan's Theorem states that pi is equal to 3.0

This theorem has be tested rigorously by many mathematical geniuses and can be summed up in the simple proof:

pi=22/7 which is approximately equal to 21/7 = 3.0 to 2 sig figures.

THERFORE PAWANS THEOREM: pi = 3.0
Ben: OMG OMG maths test today OMG!
Sujit: Pawan's Theorem Pawan's Theorem Pawan's Theorem
by Miss Van Eck February 27, 2008
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Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.
By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.
by yungflame November 28, 2010
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lebowski theorem

states that no intelligent organism or machine is going to bother with a task that is harder than hacking its own reward function.

Originally proposed by AI expert Joscha Bach, philosopher Nick Bostrom is said to have responded with:

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man."
According to the lebowski theorem, I will not invest the thousand bucks I found on the street in an awesome future. I will just spend it on booze and dope and get hazed.
by wt137 June 9, 2020
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Theoretically

It means that something could possibly happen. It is highly unlikely it will ever happen, but there is a chance it could happen.
1. Obama can theoretically never be a good president.

2. Theoretically the Illuminati are real.

3. Theoretically it could happen.
by The Inprectichous Man January 30, 2015
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Minh's Theorem

While attending the prestigious ASU Math-Science Honors Program a student scribbled in his test booklet an answer that is supposedly true in quasi-static quantum singularities;

If f(x)=e^2x + e^-2x, then in n-dimensional subspaces of a 12-dimensional multi-versus the derivative of f(x) is as follows;
f'(x)=0.

But... we don't exist in singularities, so the answer was marked wrong.
"Dude, you should just use Minh's Theorem."

"I used Minh's Theorem... once..."
by ron2d2 July 24, 2009
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paper bag theorem

A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.
Yeah, so I drunk-fucked that Natalie chick last night--thank God for the paper bag theorem.
by assbagginsQB December 4, 2005
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Pythagorean Theorem

A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.
"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."
by DaveJAKAPythagoras June 13, 2018
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