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theorist

Someone who considers given facts and comes up with a possible explanation is called a theorist.

Theorists observe various phenomena and use reasoning to come up with practical ideas that should be proven.
The most famous theorist was Albert Einstein who gave the theory of relativity.
by Albertina March 19, 2015
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hemline theory

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.
Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)
High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)
by JayBee March 20, 2005
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Aether theories

Physics propose the existence of a medium.
Even with the particles retarding the motion of the aether theories, the same will be true if, to counterbalance the increased inertia, suitable forces are caused to act on the aether at all points where the inertia is altered.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012
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The Duncan Theory

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.
I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory
by Dawie's Suicidal Unicorn August 5, 2014
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The Saneil Theorem

For any projectile β in use in a typical gym match, involving any game with a projectile (volleyball, kickball, etc), the closer in proximity that the ball lands to Saniel, regardless of team or positive/negative effect, the more likely the situation is to go wrong and hurt the team.

See Corollary to the Saniel Theorem
The Saneil Theorem gaurantees success to anyone that hits the ball towards Saniel
by ToshBoss January 22, 2020
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Theory of a nickelcreed

A name for most/all generic modern rock on the radio. Characterized by raspy vocals, forgettable guitar riffs, and big, catchy choruses.
Change the channel, some Theory of a nickelcreed just came on.
by senor mcbadass March 10, 2010
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