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paid thinker

someone who do not think independent and/or think for others
person 1: I like (insert popular thing)
person 2: Ok paid thinker
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Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.
Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.
by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012
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bucket thinker

A person who lacks critical thinking skills, or a person who takes on the thoughts or perspectives of another person without analyzing.
The student became a bucket thinker when he failed to diligently confirm why he hated cats like his mom and dad.
by Talk&WalkIt April 1, 2024
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The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore
The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server
by ITZWINDOWZTIME May 11, 2024
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Thinkerate

The phenomenon when an overthinker gets caught in a creative and philosophical loop and believes they've discovered a higher truth. They feel duty bound broadcast en masse because the power of the truth is a game changer. A thinkerater believes the higher truth was already "out there". They're merely reiterating it in a simpler way, AND people will be thankful for their help.
I was hanging out last night and started to thinkerate... Before I knew it I'd been up all night making the world a better place. You're welcome.
by Fifth and Phive June 11, 2019
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Third Party Thinker

A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute
Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!
by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025
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