Drive Through Technician

A fancy way of calling a drivethrough operator

Maria: Hello welcome to MacDonald's! Would you like a Fries with that Combo?

Sean: No thanks

Damn that was a nice Drive Through Technician

by Duddy1133 October 1, 2008

hygiene impaired squeegee technicians

please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now

person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness

by todd March 26, 2004

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016

Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019

mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Technician

The plural form of Tesco.

So do you work at Tesco? Yeah, I'm a technician. But do you work at like multiple technician? No, just the Tesco in Texas.

by Captainjan December 27, 2019

Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory

The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.

by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022