abs-solutely

When checking out a guy, or just generally crushing on a guy, and you're hunch is that they do have abs, defined or not, this word applies to your feelings of such.

Additionally can be used when talking about all other parts of a guy that you find attractive.

Max: Sup Nadia.
Nadia: *thinking* I'm abs-solutely sure he has a great body *waves and winks*

by #calor June 14, 2016

Suicide Solution

An alcoholic beverage made by combining every other alcoholic beverage available. A little of this a little of that. This includes mixing beer, wine and liquor in the same container. May contain non-alcoholic ingredients as well, such as soda mixers or juice. Often made by combining the last quarter shot or so of any near empty bottles.

So named because the beverage, when consumed, or sometimes just stared at or breathing in the fumes, will:

Give you a hangover that feels like a failed suicide attempt.
Get you so drunk you'll think you died.
Possibly kill you.
Give you a taste of death, thus convincing you not to commit suicide.

Drink with caution.

Ok, we've got a little bit of vodka, some rum, some jeager and some red wine left, who's up for a suicide solution?

by Wolf89 September 30, 2012

Netcom solutions

An attempt to fix something in a MacGyver Like fashion, but ends up just being a load of crap.

Nasa used netcom solutions on the space shuttle foam, as a result it still fell off.

by MacGyver2006 September 5, 2008

Final Solution

To Fart under the blankets and gas your girlfriend and the anal rape her to death.

Cathy pissed me off today, tonight I will give her the FINAL SOLUTION.

by Destructor82 December 4, 2014

Presidential Solution

To half-ass fix or somewhat repair with inferior parts or labor.

The economy was taken care of with a presidential solution.

by Swingin Lo February 11, 2009

shady solution

A type of solution that is not illegal, but borders on illegality. This term was originated by a law student who would get legal questions from friends and family. This student founded www.shadysolution.com a place where people could ask questions and receive advice on possible ways to solve their problems, without paying a lawyer and without ending up in jail.

You agree to buy a house, then you realize you dont want it. The contract is solid. You need a way out. You could hire a lawyer or lose your earnest money. Or you can tell the real estate agent that there are too many pedophiles in the neighborhood of the new house. This is a good faith reason to get out of the contract, and an example of a shady solution

by Don Raul May 10, 2010

cran-solut

A cocktail made with cranberry juice and Absolut vodka. Often served over cubed or crushed ice.

She almost peed her pants, and not just because she was on her third cran-solut--his story was just simply hilarious.

by Derrel Nonayerbusiness February 28, 2011