Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

by Manfoetus July 16, 2023

scott peterson

Proof that justice and money are synonymous in this capitalistic society.

Man, I can't kill her, I ain't got O.J. money, I got Scott Peterson money- do it yourself!

by Demetric July 7, 2005

drew peterson

a type of marijuana that is so strong it will kill your lungs. Refered to the guy that killed 3 of his wives.

( Dude 1) Man i got some of that drew peterson right now, you gotta try it.
(Dude 2) Hell ya man light that shit up.

by theclockticker December 22, 2009

Mr. Peterson

tells a student to turn in work tomorrow and then proceides to take 50% off of the work. refuses to TBAG on halo. His gamertag WE GOT SIX. YO!!!!

My homework assignment has been Mr. Petersoned.

by John Materiata March 9, 2009

VON PETERSON

Squeezed or stretched video resolution

Aw man, this video looks all von petersoned.

Von peterson footage is something a video editor with little to no experience does.

by thedelmarGOD329 August 21, 2019

coach Peterson

a baseball coach at Randall who doesn't brush his hair and lies about having a wife.

omg I hate coach Peterson so much. he gets butt hurt over every little thing.

by bad ass you know who February 21, 2017

riley peterson

Four eyed cracker with a horse cock.

Riley Peterson it's such a four eyed cracker. But at least he has that horse cock to compensate.

by Blowjobs from sock puppets January 2, 2017