Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

by MangoMuncher912 February 23, 2021

Number 1

The shortest haircut you can get also known as a buzz cut.

I'll have a number 1 haircut please.

by Jazpur December 20, 2019

Number three

Wee, pee, urinate.

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number one, tickle my bum

Number two, do a big poo

Number three, go for a wee

Don't drink too much before bed you'll have to go number three in the middle of the night

by Jazpur October 29, 2011

Atomic number

The number of protons in an atom's nucleus, which define most of the atom's properties, including what element it is.

The lightest element is hydrogen, which has an atomic number of one.

by kittens Σ:3 July 06, 2014

Number one

Yourself ­­­

Gotsta look after number one

by One Eyed Milkman May 04, 2004

the number of the beast

1- 666, the devil's number
2- a pretty damn good song by Iron Maiden

Anywhere you see "666" it is an omen of the devil. It is considered "The Number of the Beast"

by Markdashark1212 April 29, 2007

number one

The best, greatest of all time

He was number one after he won

by Young Sun January 02, 2006