by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
Get the one eyed heat seeking moisture missilemug. Legend has it if you don't moisturize daily, he'll slowly rub moisturizer and lotion on you... Leaving not a crevice of your body untouched by his cream. Going as far as taking your shoes off and rubbing moisturizer in between your toes... And sticking his stubby greasy fingers in your mouth, assuring you can taste the reminisce of lotion. Even if you manage to escape, he'll follow you. Watching... Waiting... And once you lay to rest, the last thing you'll hear before drifting off to a never ending sleep would be, "Moisturize your flesh. Feel it seep into your pores. Your skin will be dry no more." If you awake, your body will be covered in lotion, as it would be if you were to not escape originally. And if you weren't to moisturize your flesh again, you wouldn't be lucky to just have your skin rubbed with cream.
by ToeCream69 September 7, 2023
Get the Moisturizermug. by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
Get the moisture farmermug. 
"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"
"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"
"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"
by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016
Get the Gooch Moisturemug. 
Eastern Canadian colloquial term for a waterfall, especially smaller ones that can be traversed by motorfloats and watersleds
by Groovintunes April 8, 2011
Get the moisture whoopti-doomug.