The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
Get the Owen Humphreysmug. A actually fucking baller he has a lot of chicks not married, massive playboy and also his famous quote "Fucking and Ducking".
by ya nans worst noightmare September 6, 2020
Get the Ethan Humphreymug. Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
by lagr31 July 3, 2022
Get the Humphreymug. The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
by IPullBitches April 24, 2022
Get the Humphreymug. A small shuttle service operated by uc berkeleys bear transit running between Berkeley bart station and the Lawrence. Hall of science in berkeley ca
In the 1970s
In the 1970s
by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021
Get the Humphrey go bartmug. by Diddypop October 30, 2021
Get the Humphreymug. Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers
by MilesMilton January 5, 2022
Get the Humphrey Miltonmug.