I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Carlisle Cheese Grater

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.

Yo dude me Tom, Mike, and Garrett pulled a Carlisle Cheese Grater on the town bop last night.

by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025

Cheese Grater

When someone rubs a penis and or dildo up and down on a person's six pack.

That man's abs are perfect for the cheese grater.

by sexi mexi6969 January 7, 2011

The Cheese Grater

The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.

Hey dude me and Abby did The cheese grater last night and it was amazing

by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021

Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater"

The act of pleasuring a man's genitals orally with the addition of firm, but gentle, usage of one's teeth.

TOEKNEE: "Damn grrrrrr - ole, thought you was bout to chomp off my D, but dat shiii was greeeaaaaaaat!!!"

KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."

TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."

KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"

TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

Cheese Grater

A person who wears braces.

He is such a cheese grater.

by JingleHangle January 4, 2018

Cheese grater

thw worst type of porn/hentai, it's basically vore using a cheese grater

"I can't believe I got off to Cheese grater hentai... the fuck is wrong with me"
"my friend sent me Cheese grater porn... I think I'm going to do it this time." (loads gun)

by Just_ahaha February 20, 2021