Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

being Buddha

1. The moment in time when everything is fine and you are just sitting back, fat and happy.

2. Just loving life.

The sun is shining, there is a cool breeze in the trees, and you are knees deep into a good time. That's when you're being Buddha.

by Kyrilin August 7, 2007

being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020

being straight

you like the oppisite gender

person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you

by black rose gacha July 13, 2021

Being a Jon

The inability to dodge a skill shot

Look at Kenneth being a Jon, getting hit by all those Ezreal Q's

by Vrohi November 9, 2014

being sad

you’re sad aren’t you? is this why you’re on urban dictionary?

being sad isn’t very fun

by Woohoooiamhappy May 7, 2020

being a bitch

Being uncaring and indifferent to other people's feelings.

"Laura is being a bitch about the situation."

by Laura Bunny December 12, 2013