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mister-in-law

The partner of someone's gay brother.
I had dinner with my brother and mister-in-law last night.
by chateaudebelves October 16, 2009
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Hey Mister

A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.

Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...
1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.

2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.

3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
by <333333333333 January 2, 2009
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Scissor mister

A man who prefers the company of lesbians, either as friends or as romantic interests. The male equivalent of a female fag hag.
Tom is always at Club Les Bos, he's a real scissor mister.
by mistydawn December 2, 2010
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Mister Whippy

A woman squeezing out cum from her vagina onto the face of her partner in a curling motion.
Just after having sex and crashed out on the bed my girlfriend straddles my face and tries to do a Mister Whippy on me!
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
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lil mister

The realest motherfucker to step foot on planet earth, probably somewhere longstroking your sister.
"Lil mister bags all the hoes"
by Websters true dictionary December 6, 2016
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Mister Wolf

Mister Wolf is a guy that has intense blue eyes, long brown hair... had a bunch of piercings took most of them out.
Sexy teeth much like a wolf total eye candy not exactly a chick magnet but that is to be expected from an introvert borderline extrovert likes to go to the bar, has a handful of friends, has two green thumbs, animals love him, very shy at first an quiet but also likes to show off, really into Hellsing animes, enjoys music an collecting things, he has a big heart but doesn't want to get hurt understandable, loves biking an has an artsy side, enjoys going on adventure, the world is mister wolves osyster.
Did you see Mister Wolf over there god he is sexy.

What time is it mister wolf?
"Whatever time you want it to be"
Winky Face lol
by XmenwolverinerSheep March 5, 2020
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Misters Populars

An elite group of humorists hilarious alone, and even more assbustingly jocular together. This group has perfect balance, half being of one race, half being of another; half being left-handed and half being right; they truly are the most notable people of the century. Often referred to in abbreviated form as simply 'Misters'.
"damn those Misters are hilarious,"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"
by mister4 June 1, 2005
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