touche

\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.

by Toucher February 25, 2012

touched

someone who is feeling high

#1: yo are you touched off that splee?
#2: yea yo im fuckin touched

by -[omar]- September 24, 2006

Touched

A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.

John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

Touche

-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag

-Pronounced "Toosh"

Danny: What do you think about that guy?

Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!

by Professor69 May 25, 2011

touch

Something so unique and indescribable that is seperate for every human being. This "touch" is often an uncanny skill or mere chance of luck at or involved with a specific event.

"I've lost my touch man, ain't got nothin' left."

by Mike October 3, 2004

touche

A derogatory term for someone who is both a tool and a douche.

Did you see Randy playing his acoustic guitar with roses on it? God, what a touche.

by graawwwwwrrrrr November 23, 2010

Touch touch attention

When your girl needs attention but physically touching attention

Girl: touch touch attention

Boy: ok *touches inner thigh*
Girl: yeeeeeeee

by Girl worlds June 2, 2020