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the thinker

When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.
Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.
by oreo6969420 December 12, 2018
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theoretical thinker

its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.
i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.
by thatonethot._v1 December 22, 2019
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Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹
Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

Travis said to kat
by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020
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21st century thinker

Meaning you all think in the century you were born in.

Yeah my teacher is retarded
My dumb ass art history teacher says "you're all 21st Century thinkers"
by Dynamic Samurai September 16, 2018
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The thinker

bro you're actually the thinker
by thinkertron November 5, 2023
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The Thinker

The Antagonist of ‘No country for old men.’ The guy with the cool haircut. Not the guy from the flash. Bro is not the thinker.
“Man I can’t believe people actually thought the thinker wasn’t the guy from no country for old men.”

“The guy from the flash is NOT the thinker.”
by NotJohno July 17, 2023
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