slick shit face

the face one makes when a turd is unusualy slick and comes out slow and steady.

man i just took a crap it was so smooth i had to hit a slick shit face

by project patty cakes February 16, 2007

shit face cockmaster

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up

fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face

by ed is awesome June 18, 2008

Shit-Faced Saturday

The term used at colleges for getting drunk on Saturdays.

thirsty thursday sober sunday

"Hey Man, it's shit-faced Saturday. Have a beer"

by natemancool July 16, 2009

shit Faced

The uncontrollable urge to spend an inordinate amount of time on Facebook!

My wife is always getting shit Faced communicating with anyone who will read her meaningless Facebook postings!

by Chancellor Ron January 3, 2011

shit faced

A person under the age of majority who is completely drunk.

Man he's shit faced

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

shit faced saturday

when you get shit faced...on a saturday

Last Saturday I was so shit faced, I pooped NEXT to the toilet instead of in it...shit faced saturday...CLASSIC!

by shkristy April 17, 2010