Someone who sucks at an activity such as a sport and so on
1: He's such a bad football player

2: yeah, he's a pipe
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This nigga is very sexi and wapeton
if you are called pipe you are very sexi
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When you and a friend or any person are playing a game and your wrecking them so hard you tell them your taking this pipe
Angel:“Ha you suck at fortnite Your taking this pipe hard”
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the act of using a steel, or lead pipe, to beat upon a person repeatedly.
I totally piped that kid in the face behind the 7-11 last night.
by Stephan February 26, 2005
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Fucking sweet. Pipe is totally legit, like Slater on Saved by the Bell. It's bona fide like Mike Johnson. Sweet like Yoshi's power slide in Mario Cart. It's rawer than Paris Hilton and realer than Lindsay Lohan.

If you think you know, you have no idea. Pipe is bouncier than Pamela Anderson's boobs on baywatch, its truer than Barry Bonds on steroids, its cool like Vin Diesel in Tokyo Drift but hot like a pound of wasabi in your face.

If you're not pipe, you're nobody.
"Dude, you have a 64" plasma, an infinity pool, and a guitar playing midget!? That's totally pipe!

"That party was pipin', never seen so many hot chicks in my life"

"You met the Dali Llama? That's so pipe!!"

by Hasnain and Brint October 22, 2007
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To smoke an illegal drug, specifically heroin.
"If I started piping again, then I'd let everyone down, and I just can't do that."
--Pete Doherty
by Michael Procton January 30, 2008
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