Veronica opened her copy of the Old Gray Lady to read baking recipes and about the Mets' losing streak.
by M-V-P January 4, 2012
Get the Old Gray Ladymug. Rosy Palm aka Madame Thumb and her 4 slutty daughters aka your whacking hand. Self-gratification. Masturbation. See wanking.
by ridiculously anonymous January 12, 2011
Get the Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughtersmug. by Ja'Quizzle May 22, 2006
Get the old cat ladymug. A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
Get the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horsemug. when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
by the boring one August 7, 2019
Get the Get yo old lady chancletas outa heremug. 
the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”
“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”
*the group cackles*
“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”
*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
Get the cranky old ladymug.