time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

by joweh December 29, 2011

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

by Rvenham April 20, 2014

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 20, 2020

Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021

Milkman

People who get paid by the hour and milk the clock

Shane Vanweort is the milkman of mccafams

by Adkrcowboys9488 December 27, 2018