An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.
In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
EXAMPLE 1:
Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.
Police Officer: What happened?
Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!
EXAMPLE 2:
"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.
Police Officer: What happened?
Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!
EXAMPLE 2:
"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
by FatJackson October 17, 2009
A kaiju that appeared in the 2016 film, Shin Godzilla. Shin Godzilla's fourth form was both the heaviest Godzilla, weighing 92,000 metric tons, and the longest, with a total body length of 333 meters.
by Shin Godzilla May 23, 2020
Giant angry ginger as seen from the eyes of a drunken japanese man, whos not going to pay alot for that muffler
by concerned hazletonian December 20, 2012
The greatest weed know to man kind, the kind of shit that makes you think godzilla is real, it is know to grow naturely in your back yard.
by Ramondo cervantes May 2, 2008
A term used to describe a particular and severe gurn (a distorted facial expression, caused by various drugs, resulting in a grotesque face and in some cases, the jaw action of a jackhammer).
An individual displaying a savage 'Godzilla Gurn' may almost appear to be a dinosaur, due to his or her display of ferocious jaw power, locked facial expression and huge glaring eyes. Unlike a normal gurn where the jaw is contorted into numerous positions, 'Godzilla Gurn' subjects appear to have fixed clamped jaws.
An individual displaying a savage 'Godzilla Gurn' may almost appear to be a dinosaur, due to his or her display of ferocious jaw power, locked facial expression and huge glaring eyes. Unlike a normal gurn where the jaw is contorted into numerous positions, 'Godzilla Gurn' subjects appear to have fixed clamped jaws.
by The Crimson Adder July 2, 2009
Lengendary Godzilla is an American godzilla also known as the savior of earth.He keeps human kind and nature in balance . :/
Muto:SUP.
Legendary Godzilla:enters city.
Muto: OH F-
Legandary Godzilla:breaths fire into mouth of muto and rips of head.
Legendary Godzilla:enters city.
Muto: OH F-
Legandary Godzilla:breaths fire into mouth of muto and rips of head.
by Boeing 747 fan October 31, 2019
An effect originating from the Godzilla franchise in its early days, because it was dubbed over the characters mouths didn't move in sync with the words
by Sincord November 4, 2021