When you’re walking up stairs behind someone that’s significantly taller than you and they purposely pull down there pants exposing a potentially hairy nut sack into your field of vision.
by Sam’s Horny April 30, 2020

Gideon is so Hammah and good looking
by GlueEater64 January 23, 2025

Elden Ring's obligatory not-outright-evil-but-still-an-asshole character. Goes outside once in the entire game, spends the rest of it in his office, reading. Snarky, impatient, and cocky.
by GideonTheAllKnowing April 09, 2023

He's a G. Always real. Some know him as Deon from the anime how to train a whipped poodtal. His super power is screaming in public with no indecency "they call me King BudLizer The King Of Ralch!" Can pull off that 70's vibe with both suave and comedic force. You'll never see him coming.
by Wimboldenmeat2loveu December 10, 2022

A Gideon knows your thoughts because his heart is just that big. Probably works at Taco Bell but is so super intelligent his sauce is lazy. He is not a Stanley. His wisdom is special. He will literally take a firework to the arm to save the tribe. Some refer to his numbness as a sexy coping mechanism. Plays video games a lot and has a great talent for being real. Sublime smile. Some call Gideons the can of soup. Gideons are related to Big Hoss' but are more sensitive. They have purple twins with fish heart. And in the jamborees Gideons play the kazoo. Love your Gideon as he is precious. Must give him tickles so he grows big and strong.
Sam: I saw a Gideon the other day. Gave me Gideon eyes. Felt him inside of my soul like a warm tuba full of coleslaw that my Grandmother made.
Susan: Lucky mcgoo.
Susan: Lucky mcgoo.
by NeoLeeches December 23, 2022

by TikaLarisska November 21, 2021

by TryMeGideon September 22, 2024
