Fruit

The "shlong" shape that is seen in the outline of a man's jeans when an erection is present.

Jacob: "You're wearing that to church?"

Sean: "Yeah, why?"

Jacob: "Well... your bearing fruit, dude!"

by Ethan Isaac February 15, 2009

Fruit

A compliment referring that a person is sweet like a fruit. Or referring to a person like a fruit as in a flowering fruit, or as beautiful.

1)(1st Person) "Man she was a fruit."

(Second Person) "Yeah I know , I just wanted to eat her up. Want to go back and ask her out ?"

2) "Fruit !"

"Wanna come taste me ?"

"Oh hell yeah !"

by maidmercy October 22, 2007

Fruit

Any "Apple" hardware, whether it be a Mac, iPod or iPhone

Dude, I cant believe you spent $1800 bucks on that freakin' fruit!

by JScott3230 July 11, 2008

Fruits

A large family of gay people who come together and produce more gay people.

Oh look, it's the Fruits! What a bunch of queers they are. I hope they all die soon, the earth would be so much nicer.

by CaseyJo December 19, 2016

fruit

-verb: to ejaculate

-pronunciation key {fru-ít}

-alternate forms (fruote, fruiting, fruits)

-nominal form: fruition

"When I saw that hot girl on the bus, I thought I was going to fruit my pants"

"I've got fruition stains all over my sheets"

by John Tinsley February 20, 2008

fruit

1) The ripened product of an ovary. (This can mean an apple, or even a pumpkin or a sunflower seed....or a child. Like you.)
2) Someone who tells you the truth, even if you don't want to hear it. Someone who hurts you, but who you love deeply. Someone who is your best friend and is leaving for a little while.

1) MMM. I'm in the mood for some tasty fruit! Grab that apple or pumpkin or small boy!
2)'I'm not leaving for long. We'll see eachother on Monday' 'You little fruit'

by denbeauty May 14, 2006

Fruit

an insult to a homsexual person that aslways seems to wear the same hat. THat nobody likes.

that guy over there is such a fruit

by ENDOLIFE May 25, 2009