Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

Hack and Flack

A Hack and Flack is an informal gathering of journalists (often called 'hacks') and public relations people (often called 'flacks'). This is usually off the record and involves alcohol. The purpose is to build and improve relationships between two groups who often work together but sometimes for competing purposes.

I heard Joe is coming to the hack and flack tonight, it would be good to hear him not spitting out rote talking points for a change.

by RMEDave October 7, 2024

Flacking

A form of street art where potholes in streets and sidewalks are filled and covered with mosaics or tiles.

Did you see the new piece by the artist ememem? Their flacking is fire! It’s all over Lyon, France.

by anonymous August 4, 2021

Flack

A person who is a fake black

Yo you see that nigga he a flack, fake black ass nigga

by DaddyHitler420 January 1, 2019

crack flack

Annoying and seemingly endless condensed, fluff-like matter which collects between the ass cheeks. Particularly evident after an active day

Tom: Man, I'm fed up of all this crack flack I have to wash away every day in the shower

Jon: Fuck you

by pseudopseudonym11111 March 6, 2010

Flack

fake black -a black person who acts like his white counter part.

That negro is flack all he listens to is Suge and Look Back It and lets his white friends say the N word!!!

by Realblackb June 30, 2019

Flacking

A sex act in which a man wearing a set of medieval armor jerks off while standing on the rim of an active volcano. When he is on the edge of cumming, he jumps into the volcano and cums when he lands in the lava.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.

Flacking was a favorite pastime of men in the 16th century.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 14, 2024