doctor

See playing doctor

Sybil and I were playing doctor last night.

by Doctor Rooth June 7, 2004

Doctor

One who goes to school for 16ish years only to have no idea what is wrong with you.

We went to the doctor and he had no idea what what wrong with her.

by dylcryayd August 7, 2008

doctor

A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.

He charged me $4.75 for a cup of coffee! Who does he think he is, a doctor?

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

doctor

A person who fills you up with and attemps to analyse you behaviour

'How are you feeling today?'
'...................'
'okay more prozac

by nothingness July 15, 2004

Doctor

The person who kills your ills with pills, then kills you with bills

Jimmy has coronavirus but the doctors don't have a cure yet

by thatpancake March 19, 2020

doctor

doctor, n. - proper sense: someone who masters the art of exploiting holes in the public health system and the gullibility of the general public in order to work on amassing a fortune. can be someone who has sat and passed medical examinations, but exceptions are known. the exploit is built upon implemented trust as illustrated by key sentences (see below).

doctor, n. - wider sense: someone who masters some type of art, often technical and elusive in nature.

trust me, i'm a doctor!
is there a doctor in the audience?
quick, quick, find a doctor!

by jagomir bohn June 29, 2004

doctor

drug dispensing walking lawsuits that are less informed then the internet phones people use.

hey doctor can i have some drugs for the problem webmd told me i have...thanks.

by southernbell90 December 5, 2012