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Got hit in the face with a coconut

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.
by Girafimal April 24, 2010
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The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise
Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.
by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020
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The construction of logical arguments that “prove” colonial subjects were, on balance, better off, or that their present-day struggles are illogical holdovers from the past. It uses selective data and formal logic to argue that the ledger of history shows a net gain for the colonized.
Logicalization against the Victims of Western Colonialism and Imperialism Example: “If colonialism was so bad, why do all those people now want to immigrate to Europe? Logically, they are voting with their feet for the benefits of the system we built.” This logicalization ignores the systemic underdevelopment and border controls created by colonialism, using a false deduction to blame the victims for their own displacement.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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The treatment of colonialism’s legacy as a niche academic grievance, a political correctness fad, or a matter of simple statues and vocabulary. It reduces centuries of structural violence to a debate about “offense” or “changing names,” mocking demands for reparations or accountability as oversensitive.
Trivialization against the Victims of Western Colonialism and Imperialism Example: Calling for a museum to return looted artifacts and being told, “Get over it, it’s ancient history. Should we give back the Roman roads too?” This trivialization equates millennia-old infrastructure with recent, culturally sacred plunder, reducing a moral claim to a silly reductio ad absurdum.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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