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The Guy Code 

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If a guy friend asks to hang out. Another guy may never back out to hang out with a chick. The only acceptable time to back out is if sex is involved. If no sex is involved, the only way for the guy who backed out to repent is to buy the guy who asked to hang out food, beer, or a full tank of gas. If food, beer, or a full tank of gas is not bought, it is acceptable to shun the guy who backed out for a maximum of 24hrs. But this action is not required. It is also acceptable to give him shit for it. But if the guy who backed out tells you to 'Fuck off', the guy who asked to hang out must cease the shit talking immediately, and never bring it up again.
Example A:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"

"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"

Example B:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"

"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."

Example C:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."

"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"
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Rewriting the Tax Code 

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Taking a long shit/pooping
“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”
Rewriting the Tax Code by Hay19881 March 17, 2024
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Stank on the source code 

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To put stank on the source code is to use mystical and ancient knowledge of IT to fix or improve the function of electronics.
If you've ever had a problem with your computer, and your geeky friend fixed it seemingly by magic, that's when you know that they dropped some stank on the source code.
Person 1: Woah man, are you watching porn in 8k?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I dropped some pretty serious stank on the source code, and now I can stream anal porn in ultra high quality

Person 1: My phone is so slow. I think I need to update my software
Person 2: Fuck that brah, just put some stank on the source code!
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The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release 

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What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release
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.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.

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.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.
.9.I Am NOt Buying Shit In The Pistal Code 10457-2215-2219.9.
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Breaking the BYU Honor Code 

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Sex.

So named for the February 2010 dismissal of Brandon Davies from the BYU basketball team, less than a month before the NCAA tournament, for "breaking the BYU honor code."

After a brief period of inquiry, the media was able to determine that his infraction was not criminal in nature (the most typical reason a collegiate athlete would be kicked off a team), but because he had had consensual sex with his girlfriend. BYU's honor code forbids students from having premarital sex and instructs them to "live a chaste and virtuous life."
James:
Sup dude, you wanna come over and play Call of Duty?

Josh:
Nah man, Jessica's coming over. We're gonna be Breaking the BYU Honor Code, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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