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- "Hey, why is that guy wearing a shirt that says 'Wippity Woppity Waaap' ?"

- "Looks like he's checking the breeze of the storm and failing"
by Jay Zadda September 24, 2009
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check the throat

Something men should do when talking with a woman in a bar. You need to check the throat to make sure they are a woman and not a man. If you feel an Adam's apple, it's a man, not a woman. Must be subtle when doing it, as not to offend the lady. It could save you pain and embarrassment later.
Dude 1: That girl is smokin' hot!
Dude 2: Naw man, check the throat. I did and that's a dude. Dude looks like a lady.
by Checkthethroat July 12, 2011
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checking the digits

v. Thorough and generally spontaneous inspection of one's fingers.
Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."
by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010
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checking the baggage

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.
Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"
by Hieronymus March 29, 2008
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Check the Blog

When someone takes an L and it is over for them, the only way to recover from said L is to check the blog.
John: "I have a track workout today and I forgot lunch"
Bob: "Check the Blog, it's ova"
by qwertysdfghzxcvbn June 21, 2016
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Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine
“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”
by Corbear123 May 27, 2018
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