substitute teachers

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.

That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004

Teachers' Arm

When your Teacher's tricep muscle is flapping in the wind, as she writes on the chalk board.

Check out Mrs.Ferguson's teachers arm. it hangs two inches, and sways back and forth like the Maple tree outside!

by A. coates, D. Ferguson, and Thefatha January 21, 2005

Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible

I swear old teachers retire 5 times

by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019

all language teachers

they all have ANGER ISSUES. abnormaly impatient . even if they havent taught you something they expect you to know it.

language teacher:hi welcome im your french teacher
person 30 in the register: goodmorning miss not in french
language teacher: I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER IN BLOODY FRENCH IS IT REALLY THAT HARD??
me: why do all language teachers have anger issues? like calm the hell down

by idkyimhere February 19, 2019

teachers

A person who dedicated their lives to make other children's life miserable simply because they have no lives at all. They ensure that no one else does either.

Kid 1: Does Ms. Smith have a life?
Kid 2: Of course not. Teachers don't.

by andsothelionatethelamb January 15, 2010

substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 13, 2005

Teachers Crotch

The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.

Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!

by withee74 July 10, 2009