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textoserone

To talk large amounts of shit, or acting very tough while getting in fights online, or via text messages. Usually responded to by other people with textoserone who will call out other people on their textoserone.
That kid has so much textoserone, I'm suprised he isn't banned.
by Rabblerouser August 4, 2007
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testosterone park

A group of small rundown individual cabins once rented for getaway vacations but now housing mostly single men, where there are more trucks, ATVs, and power toys etc. than residents.
After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.
by SophieBird July 11, 2009
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telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.
1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"
by blueberry panda January 6, 2014
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Napkin Testosterone Boost

When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.

OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
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Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"

." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011
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Testosterone

I smell testosterone!!

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Lookin' for testosterone!"
by B and K January 21, 2005
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Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
Adam: Hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
by Jamie Rook January 21, 2012
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