The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.
I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.
by MarkBauer December 21, 2010
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Get the Testicular Manslaughter mug.by Julio Christ June 14, 2006
Get the testicular fortitude mug.1: When a man plutonicly loves and respects another male (commonly another friend) and is somewhat of that dominant male's lapdog his master can boss around.
2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".
3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.
4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.
5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".
3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.
4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.
5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
(1)
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!
Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.
(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me
Bill: diddo foo
Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.
Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills
(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!
Bill: SAME HERE!
Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship
(4)
Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro
Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.
(5)
Jack: can you testicularly worship me?
Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!
Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.
(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me
Bill: diddo foo
Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.
Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills
(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!
Bill: SAME HERE!
Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship
(4)
Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro
Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.
(5)
Jack: can you testicularly worship me?
Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
by RAYLOVESYOU19 September 7, 2010
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boyfriend: ...
girlfriend: what?
boyfriend: who even says that?
girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.
boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
boyfriend: ...
girlfriend: what?
boyfriend: who even says that?
girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.
boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
by Is There A Problem Officer? August 7, 2011
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Either to be teased to erection and have no release of Semen.
To not have got laid in a while
Either to be teased to erection and have no release of Semen.
To not have got laid in a while
by Dj JynXx July 21, 2006
Get the Testicularitis mug.If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.
Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
by ajay69 June 30, 2011
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