Standardized Tests

The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.

Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.

by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009

Testesatchel

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.

My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.

by BS&MS February 6, 2008

testosteronish

Very manly.

He is very testosteronish.

by Gunn_wordy November 19, 2011

testostiotromes

testosterone but said by someone who only heard it once

what's that hormone called testostiotromes?

by tixs July 12, 2021

Mad Tested.

When you tell your significant other you did something that you're thinking of doing soon but haven't actually done yet so you can see exactly how mad they will get when you actually do it. Should they get REALLY mad you pretend it was a joke and don't do it.

Mad Tested. = Dude I totally Mad Tested my girlfriend last night and she wasn't all that mad so I'm going to skip that boring thing with her and her family this weekend and meet you at the bar instead.

by Monstopher March 7, 2013

Tastes Like Shit

1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.

- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

TestosterPWN

TestosterPWN: Man's default-and only-emotion. Men are always full of TestosterPWN; sometimes for good reason; and sometimes for no reason at all. Not to be confused with PheraPWN, which is what women become once a month any time you want to play games, or when you want to have sex, which happens to be 100% of the time.

Jason is surging with TestosterPWN!

by Katoh-matay January 4, 2010