master-beta tester

One who must beta test everything before it comes out.

Scott was in his room all night playing with OSX Leapord. He's such a master-beta tester.

by RGI October 13, 2007

the testes

the bomb diggity, the titties, awesome, the heat, terrific, extraordinary.

that beck concert was the testes.

by kacee pyles June 19, 2006

Butt lickin teste face

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.

Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you

by Jointtokes August 29, 2009

teste pop

Describes the moment where a male's voice cracks, especially with strain such as with shouting. The voice pitch suddenly rises and the contrast with the normal deep voice makes it sound like a squeak or 'pop'.

Especially used to describe teenage boys who are undergoing voice deepening during puberty; where vocal cords lengthen and thicken in response to testosterone from the testes. (Hence the use of the word 'teste' and 'pop'.) However, this term can be used to refer to young adult men as well.

"Jay just had a massive teste pop during his choir solo practice!"

by Nahtanoj December 9, 2008

tested

To try someones patience or limits.

Bobby I told you to get out of the tree you have tested my patience for the last time!

by Kim Perez-P March 13, 2008

testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

New Testament Christian

A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.

dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."

by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008