Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

International Teleport People Into The Hunger Games Day

10th November, a day where you can throw your friends into the Hunger Games

Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.

by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020

Stanky Teleport

When somebody farts in a group and then quickly leaves to absolve themselves from potential blame.

"Dude, I think Eric just did a stanky teleport just now."

by bendri June 2, 2021

No-Fault Teleportation

The ability to teleport anywhere, safely, without danger of materializing within another solid object.

Before No-Fault Teleportation, target materialization sometimes ended in an unfortunate amalgamate of teleporter and environmental element (example: a wall).

by supermagic8ball May 18, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025