tek-deaf

A derogatory term for technical deathcore and technical death metal, coined by the infamous Metal Archives review writer Bitterman. Presumably conceived as a way to avoid calling the genre an actual type of metal.

"So, what type of metal do you listen to?"
"Rings of Saturn, mostly"
"Ugh, I can't stand that tek-deaf wankery"

by TheRealDiamond02 August 16, 2019

phone tek

Phonetek: meaning is similar to "word rember the days when people talked on the phone when making plans" or it could mean "yo what you saying i didnt feel like calling you on the phone to find out"

Me: yo phone tek homey
You: nothin jus chillin

by listedsandman January 2, 2010

Live-tek

To type up math notes during a lecture using the Tex or LaTeX markup languages. While it is difficult to do, and it requires learning the language well and being able to type it fast, it results in digital notes that look quite nice and are easier to edit or search through than handwritten notes.

My handwriting is bad, and I always lose physical notes, so I just live-tek these calculus lectures.

by matar_diop October 5, 2020

Tank-Tek

Someone who peaks interest in Tanks.

This can also mean you look for Tanks.

You're such a Tank-Tek

by PPHeadJnr October 23, 2022

Smekky Tek

A word used to describe someone who is being particularly obtuse, idiotic or stupid.

Did you hear about that guy who dropped a toaster in his bathtub. Man, he was a real Smekky Tek.

by Naoh Coombs August 14, 2019

Yola Tek

The Yola Tek is when you light the bowl of a bong using a lit joint.

Thomas used the Yola Tek to smoke hundreds of bowls.

by The Toe Stealer August 11, 2023

Tek beard

A short-length beard with a thin line used to accentuate the jawline.

Ziad’s tek beard made his face look as though it was carved from granite.

by Notziad March 28, 2019