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teenie

*also known as teenie boppers or posers*

1. a bunch of little fuckers who like bands like Good Charlotte, Mest, etc. because its "cool" to like them or because they think the guys in the bands are hot and never pay attention to the music. They are very pathetic and scream out things like "Marry me Benji!" at concerts.

2. people who like hilary duff, britney spears, avril (*cough, cough* poser! *cough, cough*) , and other shit like that.

3. the people mentioned above who try to be "punk" or whatever just because they see avril doing it.
Teenies make me want to vomit. I want to cut their heads off with a dull knife. I want to shove those goddamn ties they wear up their asses.
by IwAnNaRiOt1218 January 18, 2004
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teenie

An Abercrombie wearing (usually slut-like) Teenage girl ( or guy), who only know the lead singer Who likes a band only...

A. AFTER MTV declared them as " HaWt"
B. The Lead linger is " HaWt"
C. KNOWING THE SONGS PLAYE ON MTV " &&" The radio!
XGrEeNDaYLuVrX: OmFg! I BoUgHt AmErIcAn IdIoT ToDaY!!
iiRaWk x3: ii luv them!
XGrEeNDaYLuVrX: Me 2! BiLlY JoE Is So HaWt
iiRaWk x3: OmFg! ii know!
XGrEeNDaYLuVrX: WhAtS A KeRpLuNk?
iiRaWk x3: ii Thiink iits a guiitar brand! OMG! iim so going to play guiitar, and RaWk, and be KeWl!
XGrEeNDaYLuVrX: i FoRgoT To TeLl YoU! ii Went to Fall Out Boy and MOSHED! How Kewl?!!!!!
iiRaWk x3: They were iin the TrL MtV CoUnTDoWn ToDaY! I LuVeR ThEm!

Teenie bands include: Greenday ( Unless they know teh ONLY stuff), Good Charlotte, Simple plan, FALL OUT BOY, PANIC! At the disco, Hello Goodbye, etc...
by TeEnIes= Ew April 9, 2006
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Teenie

A teenage girl who fantasizes excessively over a member of a band or film star/famous person in general.
In Teenie-Talk there are far too many abbrieviations and punctuations. Often letters are replaced by numbers, such as E being replaced by 3. Teenie-Talk damages computers.
May send death threats to the partner of the object of their desire.
May practice voodoo on dolls where the partner is represented by the doll.
Probably only knows one song from the band the person belongs to. I.E; If the teenie fantasizes about Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance), they might only know 'Welcome To The Black Parade', 'Famous Last Words' or 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)'. They will definatlely not have heard of 'I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love'. They might have heard of Frank Iero, but may think his name is 'fRaNcIs LeErO' or something. They will definately not know who Ray Toro or Bob Bryar is.
Have been known to go to concerts and yell at Frank Iero 'I wanna have your babies! I wanna f*ck you!!'. No joke. Search 'Frank Iero during soundcheck' on youtube.
Generally, they annoy the hell out of real fans. If they are on message boards, they tend to get banned for breaking 128462174892164176 board rules, and then practise voodoo towards the admin people.

Also known as teenie-bobbers
Teenie: 0MfG g3r4lD wAyNe Is UbEr SeXy iM gOiNg To HaVe His BaYbEeS!!!11!!!!!oneoneone!!!!11

(overpunctuated sentences)

Fan: Shut the hell up.
by Kate O'Toole December 9, 2008
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A person, especially a girl, who gets undeserved attention from a band they 'like' only because of the members' looks. They usually dont even know more than 3 songs from the band's album.
That girl over there is such a teenie. She cant even spell the band's name.
by Maybell1ne October 11, 2005
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Teeing Off

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.
Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!
by Forestwhittakerforprez69 December 14, 2009
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Teeing

When a Person stands on an object, with his arms out like they are Crucified. The New Planking

Started by: Josue L, Ryan G, Graham B, Ollie A, and Kosta R
Worlds Best/Largest Teeing (Tee), Christ the Redeemer (Cristo Redentor. Rio, Brazil)
by Zabatsue August 19, 2011
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Teenicorn

A manicorn that is still growing up, thus called a teenicorn. Prime examples of teenicorns are characters portrayed by Michael Cera. Other such examples are Keith (Eric Stoltz) from "Some Kind of Wonderful", Jake Ryan (Michael Schoeffling) from "Sixteen Candles", and Chris (River Phoenix) from "Stand By Me".
girl 1: Have you seen "Pretty in Pink?"
girl 2: Yes! Blaine is a total teenicorn!
by Vamptastic February 21, 2009
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