taylor guitar

A high-end maker of acoustic guitars, established in 1974 by Bob Taylor. All of their guitars are hand crafted and sound like a combination of beauty, richness, and sexiness that were somehow mixed together, bottled up, and opened at the top of Mount Everest.

Friend: Dude, did you know someone stole your car?
Me: Oh. That's ok. I can walk.
Friend: Oh and I thought I saw a scratch on your Taylor Guitar.
Me: *drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

Taylor

Taylor's are sweet, funny, smart, athletic and simply amazing. They can make your day with their smile and constantly make you laugh. Taylor's are really hot with perfect bodies. You can never get bored talking to a Taylor because they always have something interesting to say and are extremely fun to be with. You cannot go wrong with dating a Taylor. They will always treat you right and be there for you through everything. If you're dating a Taylor, consider yourself one of the luckiest guys/girls around.

"OMG you're boyfriend/ girlfriend Taylor is incredible!!"
"I know, I'm so happy to be with him/her. I wouldn't want to be with anyone else in the world"

by Inloveee April 3, 2013

Marjorie Taylor Green

A junior "congresswoman" from Georgia who has been stripped of power because she is a clueless cunt. Believes in the asinine conspiracy theories of Qanon and professional sycophant of cheeto baby jesus. Not only is she a twisted fuck who supports fascism, she pretends to actually know the meaning of big words like socialism, patriotism, economics, American history, debating, constitution, 2nd Amendment, constituents, and religion. An embarrassing attempt at representing an uneducated district, she has done nothing in congress but make a complete fucking ass of herself and the cult party she so desperately wants approval from. She betrays herself an NRA puppet who fantasizes killing Americans who are liberal when in reality couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat. Her incompetents has now become legendary in American politics and will go down in history as a total failure and permanent shit stain of a human being.

Marjorie Taylor Green: Come out of your office and face me AOC! I want to know why you support abortion!

Camera man: I believe she is hiding in there!

Wall speaker: Say hello to my little friend! Boom!

Rioter 1: Quick! Deploy the Marjorie Taylor Green!

Rioter 2: I'm having trouble aiming the thing!
Rioter 1: Stop pointing it at me dude!

Rioter 2: It's not working!
Rioter 1: I can't read the instructions!
Rioter 2: Just press that red button...

by Asymmetric shits for trump September 29, 2022

Brandy Talore

A very hot pornstar with ridiculously large tits (36DDD to be exact). She has a "girl next door" look and fucks like a champ. She has some baby fat around her stomach area which she always has covered up in her scenes but most guys would still give anything to have sex with her.

Spraying my load all over Brandy Talore's DDD's would be so much fun.

by gigs1777 April 20, 2009

Taylor

Taylor is beautiful inside and out. Starting with the outside, she has a great body and a beautiful complexion. Inside she is a different kind of beautiful. The kind of beautiful that makes everyone smile when they see her. She's trustworthy, loyal, respectful, loving, and responsible. These are some of the qualities that make people love to hang out with her. Another thing to know about Taylor is that she draws a lot of male attention. Guys would love to date her, but she is known to be a responsible girl, though she does get herself into the occasional trouble. In other words, she knows her limits. Part of the reason for for her responsible behavior is because she's usually a daddy's girl. She prioritizes family and especially her dad over friends, but they're a direct second, and she cares about everyone. Taylor is also the type that needs no confidence boost from others, and is perfectly comfortable in her own skin. This could also be considered a fault, as she can be cocky, but this is no big deal as she still takes time for other people.

Taylor is a gorgeous girl who always seems to be happy, her friendship should be cherished.

by AllNames February 19, 2019

aaron taylor johnson

(n.) the hottest man ever
(adj.) used to describe someone who needs to divorce their wife

1. Have you seen Avengers 2? Aaron Taylor Johnson made me cream my pants!

2. I don't know about your partner man I think you're an Aaron Taylor Johnson.

by 1980PSION May 6, 2021

Taylor

Taylor

An absolutely gorgeous person who is extremely caring and nice, All Taylor’s are generally hot and have an amazing figures. If you are not currently dating a Taylor you should get with one. Taylor’s are women of beauty and booty and usually a gorgeous brunette. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a girl friend. (Unless you know a Taylor who is a man)

If you date or dated these gorgeous Taylor's you have all you'll ever need or you are mental and let the best thing you had go, without realizing it. Taylor's are the best in bed even if they appear they aren't. Taylor doesn’t try to impress anyone, and hates when people try to impress her. She is not a snob & not a jealous person. Ever mess with her; you'll have other people to deal with. She's the type of person people can trust and be very close to. She is really down to earth and generally doesn’t care what other people think she has an amazing personality.

Girl one: Did you see her?

Girl two: Yeah, that's Taylor she is so amazing.

Girl one: I would love to be her.

Guy one: She is so hot!

Guy two: I can't believe I let her go.

by jjjjjjordan July 25, 2011