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Tadger

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand
He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock
by Tracey September 13, 2003
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Definition Targeting

When someone targets one of your definitions and keeps giving you thumbs down everyday just to be a prick.
Dude someone is definition targeting one of my entries! Fuck! I went through all this trouble to get it approved by those fucking urbandictionary editors and now some asshole is giving me bad ratings.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 7, 2010
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target

A store that prides itself on working people to death. Clock in at Target and you have no idea when you're actually getting off, scheduled hours mean nothing. They have a bizarre alphabet-soup way of describing everyone's position that no one understands, and everyone in management is called some kind of "leader".
Yes, my leader! Yavohl, mein leader! Twenty people clocked in at Target last week and were never seen again, prolly still on shift cause the go-backs aren't finished.
by The Dodger September 26, 2005
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Tangent

To "go off on one".... To rant aimlessly, or even aimfully but never stick to one topic.

When shiney new words, information and concepts distract you in conversations or in writing.

When you're interested in everything all at once.

Common to, but not specific to ADD or ADHD; but also personality.
Murph: "heeeey girl.... Do you remember that perfume we used to wear in high school? Gosh what was it called?!"

TangentGirl: "ooooh yeah! It was also called wild lagoon by Coty, the base note was vetiver essential oil, but did you know these other 20 perfumes we like have that same base note! Oh here's a recipe for making your own perfume, oh did you know that there's a word for having a fetish about smells, ooooh or that the guy who made that used to work for Chanel, oooh remember when we used to buy that other one too, oh or fake version of CK1, and then remember at prom the first dance song was Words by Boyzone... And I had curly hair.... Gosh.... don't you miss walks along the coast at night coming home from that nightclub without our shoes on?"

Murph: "...............”

TangentGirl: "Murph.....?”

Murph: "Um.... So it's called Wild Lagoon then?"

TangentGirl: "oh god no... That was just in Europe, it's called Monsoon by Coty"

Murph: "Mmmm-K.... Imma gunna go eat dinner now... Breakfast has gone cold"

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by CombustibleTangents June 13, 2020
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tagger

by phile1 May 16, 2003
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Targeted Individual

A Person becomes a Targeted Individual when a criminal syndacate or ROGUE Police Agencies place the person on a National and Worldwide Watchlist. A Slander and Financial Fraud Campaign, meant to silence whistle blowers or perceived "enemies" detractors, truth tellers, and sometimes just normal everyday innocent people who's political, religious views don't match up to what their neighbors believe in. Aka "TI's" are attacked with various Mob Stalking, Cause Stalking, Vigilante Stalking which is enabled by fake Cell Phone Apps(Stalkerware) which are illegally used to monitor the victim. Attacks with Directed Energy Weapons, which were used in the U.S. Diplomats attacks in Cuba, China and Washington DC have now been proven. "HAVANA SYNDROME" is the terminology currently being used. As well as the U.N officially recognizing the term "Cyber Torture". The Senate recently passed a Bill providing financial and medical assistance to these Government Worker victims. In essence, Targeted Individuals are actually victims of DOMESTIC TERRORISM. Many TIs are victims of property theft, property damage, home break ins, and some end up committing suicide after decades of abuse. This happens to any Race, any Political Belief, any Religious beliefs are open to persecution. Criminals doing this use covert operations using highly advanced surveillance technology.
I became a Targeted Individual because my neighbor was jealous of my lifestyle .
by TIs. Targeted Individual June 28, 2021
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Target Style

when you paint a girls ass as a target, and you run into her and wherever you ram into her, is how accurate you are.
BOY:Okay babe, i wanna try target style

GIRL: Ill go get the paint....

LATER

GIRL: AHHHH WRONG HOLE!
by BMP820 September 23, 2011
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