turkey taint

A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.

Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!

by Epididymitis March 3, 2019

Taking a Trump

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!

Be right back need to take a trump. " I'm taking a trump"

by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016

Taint

the skin inbetween the anus and the balls or vagina

i just licked her taint

by raviisaslut March 12, 2017

taking a Haugh

The act of masterbating while taking a shit.

I'll be back. I'm going to go take a Haugh.

Oh, I feel great; just got done taking a Haugh.

by peterpiperpickledpeppers January 6, 2011

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

by drew November 25, 2003

Taintfly

An elaborate tattoo of a butterfly on an individual’s taint. Unisex in nature, but more mythical on a gentleman. Generally the result of very poor decision making and copious amounts of booze. Traditionally the recipient of a "taintfly" is involved in some sort of bet or dare.

Bro, did homeboy tell you about his taintfly?
No, WTF?
The dude was offered $1K to get a tattoo of a Butterfly on his taint and he did it! His taint is the main body of the Butterfly and the wings spread across his thighs. It is god awful!
Wow! Hope he won the bet!

by GilltronZERO November 19, 2010

taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017