When you type each key on a keyboard one at a time in an unbearably slow manner aka hunt and peck typing Named for Brady Haran of the Hello Internet podcast.
“Wait a minute Grey I’ll just check Wikipedia for the exact number of fatalities from that tragic plane crash”
Several minutes later
“Wow Brady are you Brady typing! We’ll be here all year”
Several minutes later
“Wow Brady are you Brady typing! We’ll be here all year”
by cgpgreyneedstolightenup June 24, 2014
Get the brady typing mug.An informal, archaic method of online communication in which a person, via a social media platform or SMS text, expresses something, whilst conveying significant sadness or distress, typically signified by the excessive and incorrect usage of commas, semicolons and intentional typos throughout the message; this occurs typically to the extent that the message is nearly incomprehensible, entirely.
Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Instance of cry-typing:
Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh
Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵
Girlfriend:🗿
Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh
Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵
Girlfriend:🗿
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Get the Cry-typing mug.Using an instant message service to communicate while video-call skyping with the volume turned off. No verbal words are necessary during the conversation, but you can still see the person you're talking to.
Nick-Hey can we skypetype tonight? I wanna see you but I cant talk everyone will be asleep.
Hannah-Yeah I wanna skypetype tonight! I dont want to wake people up but I still get to see you, skype-typing is awesome!
Hannah-Yeah I wanna skypetype tonight! I dont want to wake people up but I still get to see you, skype-typing is awesome!
by NickBsquared January 20, 2010
Get the skype-typing mug.The act of unconsciously typing nonsense while half asleep in a Messenger conversation. The nonsense is usually ridiculously misspelled words, or just complete gibberish.
Jenna: OMG Fred, what are you doing up so late?
Fred: PHusicdp aper die tmrowqqwr
Jenna: Are you sleep typing?
Jenna: Last week, I was talking dirty to Fred over messenger and he FELL ASLEEP.
Eileen: Lswlorlyyy/
Jenna: =_=
Fred: PHusicdp aper die tmrowqqwr
Jenna: Are you sleep typing?
Jenna: Last week, I was talking dirty to Fred over messenger and he FELL ASLEEP.
Eileen: Lswlorlyyy/
Jenna: =_=
by LimeFaceX August 10, 2009
Get the Sleep Typing mug.Nigel's loud typing is so friggin' loud I can't concentrate on my own work. That keyboard should be shoved right up his ass then let's see how he types.
by Quiet typer January 6, 2012
Get the Loud typing mug.The Act Of typing something out anger.
Most Commonly found in CAPS, and the lack of being able to complete logical sentences.
Most Commonly found in CAPS, and the lack of being able to complete logical sentences.
On Classic Facebook Dispute:
Person A: Hey, i see you have been liking all my new Girlfriends photos.. Jealous?
Person B: YOU STUPID FUCK FACE HORSE SHIT ASS HOE CANDY CANE DUMB ASS PIECE OF SHIT COW DUNG FUCKER.
Person A: Its not my fault you suck!
Person C: Whoa, Nice rage typing dude! Haha
Person A: Hey, i see you have been liking all my new Girlfriends photos.. Jealous?
Person B: YOU STUPID FUCK FACE HORSE SHIT ASS HOE CANDY CANE DUMB ASS PIECE OF SHIT COW DUNG FUCKER.
Person A: Its not my fault you suck!
Person C: Whoa, Nice rage typing dude! Haha
by SomeButter July 1, 2011
Get the Rage Typing mug.Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:
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and so on...
Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".
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and so on...
Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".
Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."
Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."
Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."
I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.
Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."
Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."
I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.
by Toonces the Driving Kat May 16, 2010
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