A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice
Oi you-the one licking the road-get off your arse you twonk.
by Ploppuwoo February 8, 2020
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A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.
Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.
by honkytwonk July 1, 2018
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The past tense way of describing someone who was in a tweaking state.
"Yeah Dave was off his twonk about that fight"
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A very very silly person. An idiot, twat or dumb person

They very commonly are known to smell very potently of dog shit.
Ugh stay away from Louis... he's such a twonk
Oh Isabelle... the twonk
by aimeeday October 11, 2022
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A twonk is a fat dwarf that has no dad and suck his/her mums dry minge
For example. Graydon couldn't find his dad, he's such a twonk
by Smart man Samuel December 8, 2021
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