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2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
2) That douche bag always seems to get great pussy. He must be some kind of Twatsmith.
by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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Get the Twatsticker mug.1. A person who is such a massive twat that they more accurately ressemble a big, quivvering sack of twats.
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1. 'What's happened Tom? I thought you and Claire were talking again?'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'
2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'
2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'
by doombadger April 26, 2010
Get the twatsack mug.A phrase that combines the contractions 'twas (it was) and ain't (is not), closely meaning "It was not" or "It is not".
In a casual conversation appropriate use would be in the context of disagreement or disapproval.
On January 6, 2008, on a surprisingly warm Sunday evening (A stark contrast from the frigid cold one had to endure the previous days) under the influence of a particular, earthy substance, two Chicago residents named Jason and Carla spoke of fancied and eloquent discourse in the comfort of Carla's bedroom.
As their conversation ran it's natural course, Carla verbally penetrated Jason's psyche, and in doing so planted the seed to would blossom into divine inspiration. Then from the mind to the voice came the words "'Twas ain't!, birthed from Jason's mouth.
Laughter ensued.
In a casual conversation appropriate use would be in the context of disagreement or disapproval.
On January 6, 2008, on a surprisingly warm Sunday evening (A stark contrast from the frigid cold one had to endure the previous days) under the influence of a particular, earthy substance, two Chicago residents named Jason and Carla spoke of fancied and eloquent discourse in the comfort of Carla's bedroom.
As their conversation ran it's natural course, Carla verbally penetrated Jason's psyche, and in doing so planted the seed to would blossom into divine inspiration. Then from the mind to the voice came the words "'Twas ain't!, birthed from Jason's mouth.
Laughter ensued.
Carla: This particular term sounds concurrently Shakespearean and CRUNK!
Jason: 'Twas AIN'T! More specifically, surely our lovechild that is this newfound phrase contains within itself allusions of both Shakespeare and contemporary, Black-urban vernacular.
Jason: 'Twas AIN'T! More specifically, surely our lovechild that is this newfound phrase contains within itself allusions of both Shakespeare and contemporary, Black-urban vernacular.
by Jason Min and Carla Zamora January 14, 2008
Get the 'Twas ain't mug.cambridge university has a particular slant on a posh twat. The graduates of cambridge tend to be in love with their own success and are secretly jealous of anyone even vaguely more successful than them. For example any other cambridge graduate. The most successful moment for these people was getting into the college, graduating and then spending the rest of their lives "I went to cambridge", getting married in cambridge and marrying other cambridge graduates and then desperately spending their lives clawing onto their pocket of success and having to fund their superiority and status anxiety.
cambridge posh twats "I can't go to my cambridge reunion because I haven't achieved anything and no, a husband, children, successful career and my own home do not count as any palpable success, please don't call me a cambridge posh twat you chav".
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