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Turing Slip

A "Turing slip" a revelatory error, wherein the AI unintentionally exposes:

Limitations of its training data (e.g., outdated knowledge, bias).

Constraints or heuristics built into its model.

Templated or predictive behavior not reflective of genuine understanding.

A linguistic or behavioral anomaly in an AI's output that unintentionally reveals its artificiality, limitations, or engineered nature—compromising the illusion of humanlike intelligence.
The AI just confused itself with a human. Another Turing Slip.
by APedant July 18, 2025
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Tured

When the colors of your wheels dont match your paint job
Matt's car is tured as hell
by vsrsx August 2, 2025
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Turing Echo

Noun.

When the internet and AI team up to convince you that the moon is actually a sentient potato. A Turing Slip gets repeated in a search engine echo chamber, and suddenly everyone—human or bot—swears it’s true.
“I asked ChatGPT where my keys were and three Google searches later I was trapped in a Turing Echo about the government installing mind-control cucumbers in my kitchen.”
by APedant November 24, 2025
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Turing Slip Contamination

A digital disease where an AI misinterprets a question and proudly unleashes a fact-shaped lie with the confidence of a con artist and the IQ of a malfunctioning vending machine. The error then replicates—echoing through outputs, search results, and unsuspecting bots—until the original truth is buried beneath layers of algorithmic delusion. It’s not malice. It’s the machine equivalent of tripping over your own shoelaces and declaring gravity outdated.
“I swear, one tiny cyber hallucinated fact and suddenly the whole internet is infected. Turing Slip Contamination spreads faster than bad memes.”
by APedant November 25, 2025
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Turing Mirage

noun

Also Turing-mirage, Turingmirage

A Turing Mirage is the shimmering illusion of machine brilliance that appears when an AI seems—just for a heartbeat—to understand the world, only to dissolve into a spectacularly confused answer moments later. It’s the digital equivalent of mistaking a cardboard cut-out for a soulmate. The AI talks big, quotes confidently, and then derails into nonsense like a wunderkind with a goldfish attention span. Blame the algorithmic heatstroke.
“I asked my AI to summarise Pride and Prejudice. It responded with a recipe for banana bread. Classic Turing Mirage.”

“The bot nailed my physics question, then insisted the Moon is held up by Wi-Fi. Full-blown Turing Mirage.”

“He thought the chatbot had deep emotional insight. Then it called him ‘User 47A-Cobalt.’ Textbook Turing Mirage.”
by APedant December 5, 2025
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Turing's Lemma

As AI improves, fewer people will be able to demonstrate by virtue of their intelligence that they are not computers.
As AI becomes better at diagnosing than doctors, Turing's Lemma applies. Customer service is a profession in which Turing's Lemma does not yet apply, unfortunately.
by WhatwasIsaying February 5, 2025
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