time travel

n. When one does not remember their previous night, esp. due to a large consumption of alcohol

v. To drink to such a point
Man, I don't remember anything after those Jagermeister shots. I just woke up in bed. I must have been Time Traveling last night.
by b Jones March 23, 2004
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Travel dump

Taking that huge dump at home after being constipated during a trip.
The food in Chicago was great during my business trip, but it really stopped me up for a couple of days. Thank God I finally took a travel dump today, I was getting worried.
by FreddieFred June 20, 2015
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travel vag

The unclean condition of one's vagina after travelling for a long period of time
She got out of my car and all I could smell was her travel vag
by Moose27 January 26, 2014
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Travel Wanker

Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
by IrishNBA October 01, 2018
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travel bonus

An unexpected erection when travelling on public transport usually caused by vibrations from bumpy roads or turbulence on a plane.
That bus ride was so bumpy I got a travel bonus
by crudfactory January 23, 2010
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fellow traveller

a Communist sympathizer; someone with socialist leanings
Senator Joseph McCarthy (R-Wis) was convinced that fellow travellers were infiltrating the US government.
by Christopher Drake April 21, 2008
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travel fat

A stray erection that occurs out of nowhere whilst travelling.
Damn, I think I just cracked a travel fat.
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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