Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

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Thailand Traffic Jam

When you’re running a train on your favorite lady boy in Thailand. The man in the action realizes mid stroke that she’s a lady boy, so he cannot get to climax. Therefore the rest of the guys are waiting in limbo.

“I was next in line at a train running. And the man in the action caused a Thailand Traffic Jam, he didn’t realize Pong was a lady boy.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

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rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

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Traffic jam

The bois were having a traffic jam

Facefuck hates traffic jams

by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021

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Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

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