Totohominisexcitodiablolusfructusphobia

The phobia of being changed into demonic fruit overnight.

My totohominisexcitodiablolusfructusphobia prevents me from ever touching my pet apple, Gertie.

by MuY-AkG-LPS December 5, 2005

Totodile

An water type, crocodile/alligator pokemon with long teeths.

My totodile is using water gun.
You can gain an totodile in pokemon laboratory of professor elm.

by Hayarotle March 14, 2009

Tooty Pebbles

Inadvertant output of solid matter when attempting gasseous release.

I tried to eek one out on the crowded train but ended up with tooty pebbles in my britches.

by dknysquid February 19, 2009

Snotty totty

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.

Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.

by mertric mike July 27, 2009

totty rating

a meter which is used to measure the amount of attractive females in close proximity

the totty rating round here is off the chart

by TG:83 September 24, 2004

totty loomooty

A popular girl who thinks they're country when they're as city as city gets!

(Popular girl) is a totty loomooty!

by Gregory Magiie January 3, 2014

totomorrow

<noun> The day after tomorrow. Synonym for overmorrow but is better in every way.

Greg: "Hey are you open today?"
Andrew: "Nah mate, But I'm open totomorrow"
Greg: "Don't ya mean overmorrow--"
Andrew: *shoots Greg with five guns*

by Wormcake October 27, 2018