john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

Zac Barlow

Great lad. Brentford home + away. HOWEVER, he's typically caught misbehaving around 'Hinchley wood' and has been caught 'with his trousers down' in a place of liturgical worship. He's known for scoring own goals both in Sunday league and on a night out.

'Zac B' can be used as a adjective to describe someone who loves the old soccer AM but is a top lad who will always host if you black mail him enough.

I love Zac.

Did you see that herbivore he got with last night?, he's done a proper Zac Barlow.

by Hippo0123 April 20, 2023

barlow

an amazing person. extremely rare, cool, funky, and fun. there is only one on the planet

"barlow, you're the best"
"what's up barlow?"
"barlow! can i have an autograph?!"

by theonenonlybarlow May 6, 2021

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

Elliott Barlow

Young individual who possesses characteristics of GAYNESS and P.A. HOMOSEXUALITY.
The term is used to describe a young lad in this format with negative intentions.

Person A: "Oh hey man, what did you take for Sixth Form?"
Person B: "Media, Dance and Performing Arts."
Person A: "Lol, who are you Elliott Barlow?"
Person B: "Fuck off you cunt!"
Person A: "Cool..."

by Dr. UnoLoverChildrenSmasher May 31, 2019

Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God

Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga

by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018

The Big Barlow Spectacular

All out nuclear war, where everyone ends up looking like the ghoul on the marquee of Zombie.

Man get ready, The Big Barlow Spectacular is coming.

by king1dominate April 9, 2017