Bear

A big fat really aggressive dog that loves in the woods and will eat you

Ay yo don't go in their you might get attack by a bear

by ba ba ba ba penuts November 9, 2020

Bear

You don’t know what a fucking bear is? It’s a fucking animal dipshit

Wow look at that bear how utterly unremarkable that is, because it’s just a bear and I know what that is cuz I’m not a dipshit

by Paichni June 1, 2021

Bear

A bear is a big big big big animal which exists on Earth.

There are black, white, (usually polar bears) and brown.

I have a pet. It is a bear.
"What?! Bear?!"

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Bear

A very furry animal that will murder you if you get too close.

Also a very hairy gay man.

Little Stevey talked to the bear. I have the hole dug for the funeral.
He is a hot bear

by Mysteryhi November 18, 2018

Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2018

bear

A large friendly mid-western guy who does not like to wear clothes, has an unusually large amount of body hair and is attracted to men with Norwegian names.

Friend 1: "Hey that Matt dude is such a bear!"

Friend 2: "Who? That guy that likes Trygve?"

by Luther E. December 2, 2007

The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.

Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
Narada: Oh fux, the bears are out!

by FirmWare October 4, 2008