Alan

Alan is an amazing guy. Will always care about you and protect you. He has a heart of gold. If you get the chance to meet an Alan in your life, be best buds! He resembles Sid from Ice Age and is the funniest person you know. He loves life and loves being himself and doesn't care who knows it. Good kisser has soft lips. Will not be afraid to lick you. Loves to sing his heart out.

Alan, stop smoking weed you street rat!

by Scroff June 26, 2017

Alan

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd

that guy looks like an Alan

by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a February 7, 2019

Alan

He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football

Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alan’s are the best!

by Aloose The Moose October 1, 2019

Alan

Destined To be the greatest teacher on earth

Alan is my favorite teacher

by mellowhitefellow April 17, 2017

Alan

Cool,suave,funny,handsome,attractive, smart,tough

Have you dated Alan oh I wish I dated him

by Coolkid17291 November 30, 2016

Alan

Kindest person has the best sense of humour the most supportive person you will ever meet he is quite but mighty also one of the smartest you will ever meet you will never want to lose an Alan so hold on to him he will always have the best facts and the best TV recommendations and movie recommendations so always listen to them he is the best person you can ever meet so always make sure to let him know that he doesn't always believe the good things about him so you may have to remind him

Oh you know Alan? You are so lucky never let him go

by Loves you:) October 3, 2022

Alan

Not to get political or anything but alan is a man who is gay, a man who loves peen in his cheeks, a man capable of sticking 4 dildos and anal beads up his booty hole. Don’t mess with this man

Alan loves men

by UrFavoriteMexican December 4, 2021