Tittie Twanger

When a man proceeds to slap his meat against a woman’s breast

I gave my girlfriend a huge tittie twanger last night.

by MunnzysMemes June 21, 2019

Bull titties

a large set of man boobs

tonys bull titties are sweating

by AKField October 2, 2008

Sheboygan Tittie Punch

The Sheboygan Tittie Punch is a physical manuver in which a female holds one of her breasts in one hand and a man's face in the other. The man's face is generally placed between the two breasts in a standard "motor boating" position. The female then slaps or "punches" the man's face with the breast. It originated in the city of Sheboygan, WI and derives its name as such. It is a common technique used at local gentleman's clubs. It is offen referred to as an "STP". The "STP" has been known to cause injury in some cases.

During my lap dance the young lady hit me several times with a Sheboygan Tittie Punch.

by Carpyorangepants September 25, 2015

Store-bought titties

A female's surgically augmented breasts.

Charlene sure likes showing off her store-bought titties.

by ShaneMac November 11, 2014

she got big ol titties i said goo goo go gaga

Popular sentance in famous song "The race" but most enjoyable version of it is the sped of quandale dingle vetsion.

"she got big ol titties i said goo goo go gaga" Said Mlgsnipeer to mommy man

by khostafghanistan May 22, 2022

Free Titties

Seeing a woman's exposed breasts without offering any form of currency, or investing any personal time and effort.

You missed it! Some girl's shirt flew up and we saw some free titties!

We saw free titties last night. Amy got her nipples pierced and was showing everyone.

by JonesingForVegan March 19, 2010

titties and beer

Title of an old Frank Zappa song. A pretty funny one at that. Can be found on albums "Zappa in New York" and "Baby Snakes".

I’m only interested in two things, and that’s
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer

by sford April 9, 2006