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testoster-pwn

1. When someone is more masculine than someone else, thus "pwning" them with their masculinity/testosterone.'

2. When someone is in contact with more males than someone else.
1. Boy 1: "My little sister can throw a football much farther than I can."
Boy 2: "Sounds like she just testoster-pwned you."

2. Girl 1: "Going to an all-girls school can be so boring. My friend in public school has so many more guy friends!"
Girl 2: "Well, you've just been testoster-pwned."
by jamazinggg September 29, 2009
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tfuto

Acronym: stands for too fucked up to operate

Usuall a person in this state is throwing up, passed out, or soon to be passed out. Results from consuming large amounts of alcohol or marijuanna.

Common side effects include regret and peeing on ones self.
Guy 1: Where is Tim?
Guy 2: Oh, he's over on the couch. He hit that bong 3 times after doing ten shots. He isn't going to acomplish anything for at least twelve hours. He is tfuto.
by OleMissFratStar March 28, 2010
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Testosterbone

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.
After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Testosteronious

The condition of being completely over-indulged in testosterone, to such a level that you actually transmogrify into douche.
Yeah he is so testosteronious
by Mahler8 September 25, 2010
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testosterotard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.
That guy is a total TestosteroTard."
by agrant005 November 15, 2010
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testopera

A male-directed form of entertainment which contains significant themes from traditional soap operas including, but not limited to: unnecessary drama, gossip, trash talk, fights over things no sober person would ever fight over, especially if they include flimsy furniture being demolished
Forms of testopera:
Tailgating
Professional Wrestling
Spartacus (God of the Arena/Blood and Sand)
The Man Show
and, to a lesser degree, NASCAR
by b•dub April 6, 2011
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testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment
first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!
by rhyynno October 18, 2011
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